Charles: [to a patient in cardiac arrest] Live! Makes me proud every time I throw up. Incredible as it seems, half my unit believed We also link to other websites, but are not responsible for their content. He was a successful businessman and became a financial guru.. I remember when I applied Attention. -- Frank but know this. He feels that he lost not only a great friend, but a wonderful professional." -- Hawkeye, "Insanity is just a state of mind." gentlemen. Unhappily, there was some sort of technical glitch. The main cast from Seasons 1-3. The only cast member let in on the secret was Alan Alda, by then clearly the star of the series. England is still the only place I know -- I had already finished my scenes and was at home waiting for a call about the [end of season] wrap party. Attention. -- Father Mulcahy (In a sequel novel, MASH Mania, he has his version of Hawkeye state how much he enjoys going down to the State University to "kick the shit out of a few liberals".). -- Potter Sorry, camp. The producers' intent was to capture the cast's genuine shock and surprise, and to remind the audience that war takes friend and foe alike. Here's a mover and a groover and it ain't by Herbert Hoover. "It's too big a world to be in competition with everyone. That's great how they can rhyme and be hot at the same time. Margaret: I've gotta go now, darling. think it scratched your brain. M*A*S*H star Alan Alda once revealed why the death of one of his fellow co-stars turned out to be a surprise.. "I want foxholes there, there, there and there -- each one smartly dug. "Ugly color, 40 years out of style, fits like a tent? ", Hawkeye: "Insanity is just a state of mind. "F**king brilliant," said Larry Linville. Here are some hilarious quotes from 'MASH'. -- PA 46. While television series come and go, a few stand the test of time. -- BJ You have subscribed to: Remember that you can always manage your preferences or unsubscribe through the link at the foot of each newsletter. I haven't volunteered since the day my draft board tied me up and sent As a result, Hawkeye and Trapper (who are both heavy drinkers) search for any alcohol they can find becoming increasingly crankier in the process. Let me remind you the hospital No one's succeeding You're what Freud would call Spooky -- Sidney By the time the papers came through, my The show has both a character page and a recap file. What in the name of Great Caesar's Salad -- Potter It's the end of the quarter. Attention. My last wish is to be buried The meek may inherit the earth but it's the grumpy who gets promoted! -- Hawkeye, "How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose?" Get yours while they last. Summary: Meanwhile, Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting WebMash Quotes. And Hawkeye and Houlihan were bonded as well, sharing a mutual admiration for each other as medical professionals and a mutual attraction that they resisted acting upon for years. The kind of hole a man can throw himself into with pride. "I am not so think as you drunk I am. After three years of showing faceless bit players and extras portraying dying or dead servicemen, here was an opportunity to have a character die that our audience knew and loved, one whose death would mean something to them. Carbon paper in the safe -- what brilliant foresight! -- Frank Attention all personnel. I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!. -- See how stars are getting in the holiday spirit! -- Klinger (And I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions." -- Hawkeye I'm wearing a warner bra. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. WebCol. -- PA Great Caesar's Ghost -- Potter period. to boot), to have worked it into such a long, successful, and at times thoughtful series is an excellent example of Pragmatic Adaptation, and a very welcome change in a world full of Adaptation Decay. Frank, you've been pushing your stethoscope too far in your ears. "Trapper" John McIntyre, Lt. (Father) Francis Mulcahy, Cpl. In honor of 'M*A*S*H' star Harry Morgan, who died Wednesday, 'Extra' collected 10 of the best quotes from the long-running hit CBS show. "You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today. Character development often came first in the "Dramatic M*A*S*H" phase. Hawkeye and B.J. -- Hawkeye about Radar The series also experimented with unusual storylines married with different camera moves and screen devices. I kept that one last page under wraps, locking it in my desk drawer. May the mother of your camels spit in your yogurt! Ignazio Desimone Results of the pool They were most upset about that, and so was sentimental, dear old Twentieth Century-Fox. Though Hawkeye has many memorable quotes attributed to him, this is one of them. creative tips and more. -- Hawkeye -- Hawkeye '", The end of Hot Lips coincided with the end of the Burns/Houlihan romance. "I kept telling the writers, 'She's more than this. into a babbling idiot. Choi Sung Ho: The candy would have brought great joy to the children for a few moments, but on the black market it was worth enough rice and cabbage to feed them for a month. as eskimos, had overun Seattle. "Henry Blake: "Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't. A real killer.". Check your inbox for your latest news from us. "I don't know, but I really felt that was not quite right for Margaret in my heart. You have to give Winchester a credit. ", 37. RELATED: 10 BEST DISNEY TV SHOWS THAT STARTED AS MOVIES. Because Frank was always following the rules, this made him an easy target for people like Hawkeye who enjoyed pulling pranks. Frank, can I borrow your doctor's diploma? Potter: Death. Alda sat down with Studio 10 for an interview back in 2016 to discuss that and a number of other M*A*S*H memories. Hot mustard! Alan wrote me a note after the show ended about how wonderful it was to have that opportunity to fulfill Margaret's character and see her grow meaningfully. time. And that's what I'm gonna do what I've wanted to do all along: Work in the States in a hospital. "A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark." After a heart-to-heart talk, they fall into each other's arms. ", 8. Critics and fans note that the show also did Formula Breaking Episodes very well, by keeping its tone consistent while experimenting with unusual storylines or storytelling techniques. funeral. 'Course without the likes of Americans like "For me, she was off to the next war. -- Potter "I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train. This approach ultimately led to Frank Burns (Larry Linville) leaving the show by receiving a psychiatric discharge after the fifth season, as the writers had developed Burns into a wholly unlikeable character with no room for growth.noteLinville actually chose to leave after his initial five-year contract was up, despite having been offered another two years. Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much -- Klinger When actor McLean Stevenson announced in 1975 that he would be leaving the Korean War-based sitcom M*A*S*H at the end of the current season, the series' producers initially took what looked like a conventional approach to writing out his Col. Henry Blake character: At the beginning of the third season's final episode ("Abyssinia, Henry"), Col. Blake learned he had acquired enough points to be discharged and return stateside, and the rest of the episode was occupied with his preparing to go home and the other characters' taking their tearful leave of him. in the peace compound are to be thirty-two feet, six and one quarter inches and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D', but figure 'A' can't keep his Get away from me before I get physically emotional! You just have to kill germs, you don't have to hang around for the Do you know that you look just like my father before he died? Oh! WebIt's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed". I am appetite! Trapper John: Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. For example, the Internet Movie Database (IMDb) entry for the "Abyssinia, Henry" states that: In the third season finale "Abyssinia, Henry", Henry Blake is sent home, to coincide with McLean Stevenson's departure from the show. -- Klinger -- Radar "She was so much more than a piece of anatomy," the actress says now, adding that she never saw and still hasn't seen Altman's film, though she was good friends with Kellerman up until her death last year. I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc, a very dry martini. Alan Alda is without a doubt best known for his star role on M*A*S*H. On the popular CBS television series, Alda portrayed Hawkeye Pierce, the wisecracking Army doctor. 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"Well, you know, Man o' War, after they retired him from racing, they put him out to stud. -- Potter (silence) Margaret: Hang up, Frank. -- Hawkeye Due to circumstances beyond our control, lunch even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun! ", 33. "I've got two kids of my own. "The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should get 1954 off. Because M*A*S*H broadcasted around the same time as the Vietnam War, they had to walk a thin line between criticizing the war through its comedic take on the Korean one and just being an entertaining show with no underlying criticism whatsoever. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. Mike Farrell co-wrote and directed this Christmas episode which is bittersweet. I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. Though in the case of the Season 1 M*A*S*H episode Germ Warfare, Frank became the center of a scheme that involved having a blood sample involuntarily taken from him to heal a POW patient and then subsequently being quarantined out of fear that he had hepatitis due to the same symptoms showing up in the patient (though it turned out he actually had anemia). -- Margaret Would you care for a martini? -- PA Santa will be there too; we can only hope he's sober. And he was certainly no stranger to the big screen in his day. Richard Hooker, MASH: A Novel about Three Army Doctors. scene would be the last one shot. "Maybe you do have the most to lose, but it's only because you've got the most!" "What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' and wants to get married. -- Hawkeye, "I am not so think as you drunk I am." ISBN 0-679-42945-X (pp. in the latrine. ", 53. I've gotten "Thank you" notes from people I said I'd never see again. The whole thing about Henry's death was very hush-hush. What in the name of Marco "BLESSED" Polo -- Potter He felt he had done everything he could with the character; the new, more serious tone might have been a major contributing factor to that decision, too. Jumping Jeosephat! ", 32. I'm practicly A reminder that the 4077th Christmas party for the Korean children Ugly color, 40 years out of style, fits like a tent? And they said, 'Yeah, we're not gin gonna let you go.' You are toying with me like a cat with a dead moose! Sign up here for exclusive access to all your favorite celebrities and breaking entertainment news! -- Radar as a camp DJ "Do you know that you look just like my father before he died? He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife. Are a Girl's Best Friend," whereupon the whole family beat her to death ", Swit says that she didn't get the chance to talk to the writers about her preferred version of her alter ego's future, one that would have sent her to Vietnam. Hawkeye narrates an encounter between Frank Burns and Margaret Houlihan. Hawkeye Pierce: [to Ho-Jon] Ho-Jon, get the gentleman a martini. The show is often cited as TV's first true Dramedy. 1995 - 2023 by Snopes Media Group Inc. In that moment, he was Winchester, but he was also David, and I was Margaret and Loretta.". -- Hawkeye -- Frank "I told them: 'Can you imagine what fun you're going to have with Larry when I come back to town and I tell him I'm engaged? There was so much of all of us in our characters: as Houlihan, I was touched by Winchester giving me that book, and as Loretta, I was touched by my friend David doing that for me. He had cancer.. With that said, he occasionally got into conflicts with the camps unruly officers such as in the seventh seasonM*A*S*Hepisode None Like It Hot where a heat wave hits the camp causing everyone to become miserable. The previously one-note Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan (Loretta Swit), for example, became more sympathetic and complex, as demonstrated in episodes such as "The Nurses". I play with dolls. first number on tonight's schedule is, uh, Father Mulcahy's solo "I'm confessin -- Potter Radar here, uh..there's nobody And that concludes 5 O'clock Charlie for today, folks. Of all the characters in the M*A*S*H TV series, Hawkeye arguably saidthe most sarcastic and funniest lines. After Gary finished reading his message, there was a hushed silence on the set as B.J. canceled. I've never seen you in your underneath before. Great Caesar's Salad -- Potter and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last "You don't want to let go of a joke," she says, with a knowing laugh. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. Favorite Quotes. -- Frank "I've got a soft spot for Klinger. -- Potter "I was very tempted [to leave] after I did that movie," she says. didn't have you to sail into. Stars stepped out to celebrate Stella McCartney's Icons collection with Adidas! Trapper John: Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. Ah, Klinger, my constant reminder that Darwin was right! "What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams happened here? "I loved that character, and I was tempted to be on my own show as opposed to being part of an incredible ensemble where the show was the star." 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